March 2012
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curvaliciousdoofus replied to your post: curvaliciousdoofus replied to your post: my… no was her statement sarcasm? like was she being sarcastic when she said it was full? it was one of my boy roommates. but no, he wasn’t being sarcastic at all. like, the door didn’t shut really well.
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curvaliciousdoofus replied to your post: my roommate just looked in the freezer and said “this is too full, we’re going to have to do some spring eating or something.” sarcasm? none of that was sarcastic. at all. i wish it fucking was. it’s all their vegetables and booze that’s hogging all the fridge space.
Mar 1st
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summer-maiden-tsunami replied to your post: my roommate just looked in the freezer and said “this is too full, we’re going to have to do some spring eating or something.” i love corn dogs…. and i mean… if roommate is asking for help to eat the food….. you know, help :p i love food. XD corn dogs are amazing. but his food is all like, frozen spinach and stuff. *shrug*
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my roommate just looked in the freezer and said...
guys. the only thing i actually have in the freezer is corn dogs. that’s it the corn dogs box is like 8”x3”x12”. the freezer is like 1.5’x2.3’x1.5’. this is not actually my problem.
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February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Who is Curtis?
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last night i had a dream about Curtis and it hurt unexpectedly. i’m just going to ignore it.
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things i have to do today.
8am to 1pm - work 2pm - 3:15pm - class 5pm - 6:15 pm - class 6:15PM - 8:15pm - history club movie night the rest of the night - dick around on my computer instead of working on things. i don’t wanna.
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Six types of Love
Eros a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity Pragma  love that is driven by the head, not the heart Mania obsessive love; experience great emotional highs...
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veefosho asked: I suddenly understand that you have a drastic misunderstanding of our relationship, then!
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veefosho asked: If you're a whore, shouldn't you be sucking MY dick?
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i'm a whore. suck my dick.
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Nothing annoys me more
grimandhopeless: than people that wear glasses with no lenses. Cut it out. people do this? really? ……..really? WHY?
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nickthegeekbear replied to your post: nickthegeekbear replied to your photo: ladies and…
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this thing is only difficult in that it's hard to...
it’s difficult to call my friend David by his last name, and when talking about John Green, i feel like we’re kind of intimate friends, and it’s difficult to be like “Green says this:” instead of “John said this to me:” because he didn’t really say it to me, he said it to whoever watched his video, which includes me, and he’d been such a big...
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thatphilguy replied to your post: agentlemanbastard replied to your photo: ladies… I will say that you yourself seem to have sex on the brain frequently haha haha i didn’t say anything about girls!
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nickthegeekbear replied to your photo: ladies and gentlemen who are attracted to men, can… It’s always that way. You try walking around with a bundle of nerves between your legs and not get reminded of how good it feels!
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agentlemanbastard replied to your photo: ladies and gentlemen who are attracted to men, can… boys don’t grow up - we just get older. Besides, it’s hard not to think about sex when you’re around. You’re like sexual catnip *is proud* you really think so? :D
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thatphilguy asked: maturity is over rated! haha
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What do you want to do?
Why aren’t you doing it?
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kurt-l-fahrenheit replied to your post: oh look, it’s a study room full of dickbags. Visors. Do people still wear fucking visors? Seriously? i guess? frat guys do. and “cool” dads.
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oh look, it's a study room full of dickbags.
i mean frat guys who wave their $100 bills around. and wear visors.
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just put on a pair of socks that have been sitting...
agentlemanbastard: there is nothing better. other than possibly sheets or clothes just out of the dryer.
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